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DISCLAIMER: As with all forms of
unprotected sex, the ingestion of semen can result in the transmission
of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs), including HIV.
Semenex(TM) makes no claim to help prevent the transmission of any STD.
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Semenex
Sweetens Semen Taste
Semenex is a
fully patented, Media-proven,
all-natural powder shake mix for men that literally sweetens
semen as it is produced in the male physiology.
This tasty, one-of-a-kind shake mix is 100%
vegetarian (no animal or dairy-derived ingredients) and made
available as a sweet-tasting drink powder
professionally packaged by one of the nation's leading nutriceutical
companies in multi-serving containers.
Semenex
is formulated from a highly concentrated *
U.S. and internationally patent-protected blend of the following all-natural,
FDA-approved ingredients:
Pineapple; Broccoli; Banana; Celery; Strawberry; Fructose; Cinnamon;
Ginger; Nutmeg; Citric Acid; Vitamins B6, B12,
and E; Calcium; Magnesium; Creatine; Selenium; Zinc; and Chlorophyll
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fruit and vegetable
ingredients nine times
more concentrated
than found in Nature
-- or your local grocery store.
Reported
Increase in Semen Volume
In addition to sweetening semen, the specific
vitamins and minerals added to help replenish in the male the nutrients
lost during ejaculation have many of our clients reporting increased
semen volume as a result of providing the body with these needed
male-health related and semen-building nutrients.
An unintended secondary benefit?
One Serving a
Day is All it Takes
(and if used regularly, only once every other day)
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How
Does Semenex, Itself, Taste?
"(Semenex) tastes a lot like liquid pumpkin pie. I
was really surprised!"
Rex
Gabriel
"2 Guys in the Morning"

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- About an
hour or so before bed, ejaculate at least a time or two
before taking Semenex.
- Shortly
before bed, pour one serving of Semenex
(two level tablespoons [scoops]) into a lidded
container of 6 ounces (175 ml) of water (or any
other desired potable liquid or beverage).
- Close
the container lid and shake contents vigorously (that's
right, "shaken, not stirred"). Then drink.
- Repeat
Steps 2-3 again (being careful not to ejaculate further)
for an additional one to two nights. (while Semenex
will enhance semen taste in as little as 24 hours,
the human male physiology takes approximately three days to fully
replenish semen supply.)
- Within
24 hours of your last serving of Semenex
(whether Semenex
has been taken for one, two, or three nights in succession), invite
your lover over for a taste test she's sure to enjoy.
- Taken
once a day before bed, this incredible product takes
effect in as little as 24 hours, replacing the naturally
distasteful taste of semen with the Semenex-enhanced
flavor women love.
Click here
for more detailed instructions
The "Six-Point" Semenex
Factor
During the final year-long market-testing phase, 27
local volunteer test couples were utilized to help finalize
the Semenex formulation. Throughout this testing phase, each
couple was provided questionnaires on which to record their personal
experiences and reactions to Semenex as well as to give the
"recipient" (for lack of a more scientific term) the opportunity of rating
semen taste after each taste test on a scale of "0" to "10"
("0" being the nastiest tasting, "5" being tolerable, and "10" being
the sweetest/tastiest imaginable).
As a result, we quickly found that despite the
widely varying diets and regimens of the men, Semenex
boosted semen taste by a significant degree in all cases. On average, Semenex
boosted the taste by six (6) taste-scale degrees. This
phenomenon we coined "The Semenex
Factor".
The graph below, extrapolated from five selected
test couple surveys, illustrates both the Semenex
Factor and its relationship to dietary regimens:
GRAPH:
The Semenex
Factor
"Male
A" and "Male E" were pretty representative
of most of our test subjects' dietary and smoking/drinking habits,
their girlfriends reporting a normal semen taste of 1.75 and 2.5
respectively. This was elevated by 6 (7.75, 8.5) after using Semenex.
All within this general dietary group reported an "almost sweet-like"
flavor to their semen that these lovers
found a real "treat." These males had a generally healthy intake of the
major food groups, including moderate intakes of vegetables
and fruits. and used little or no tobacco and/or
alcohol products.
"Male
B" was a heavy smoker (more than 2 packs
of cigarettes daily), a moderate drinker (2 drinks
or more daily, on average), and a heavy consumer of dairy
products (more than 4 servings each of cheese, milk, and
butter products daily) with few vegetables and/or fruit
in regular use. Understandably, his semen tasted the foulest of all
represented (taste level of .02). Yet with Semenex (6.1), his
girlfriend became a "swallower" for the first time.
"Male
C", whose semen tasted only slightly better (1), was also a heavy
smoker, but drank only on weekends and did not describe
himself as a heavy user of dairy products. Semenex
made the difference for him, too (7); his wife swallowed him down "for
the first time in years."
"Male
D", whose semen was the best tasting of this group (3.75),
both before and after Semenex use, was a non-smoker,
non-drinker, and a
light consumer of dairy products. His girlfriend loves how
sweet-tasting his semen became with Semenex (9.75!). She now literally
meets him at the door on her knees!
As can
be seen by the graph, regardless of diet Semenex
significantly improved semen taste across the board.
As seen above, though the diets/regimens of each
male varied, all experienced a taste enhancement boost by approximately
the same factor, as subjectively reported by their lovers. Those with
better diets, whose semen didn't taste too bad to begin with, had their
semen taste go right into the truly tasty range. Those that
smoked and/or had diets heavy in dairy and meat products, whose semen
was already very foul tasting, still found their semen's taste boosted
significantly over the "Tolerable" level. Thus, Semenex
proved itself effective in helping even the worst-tasting semen to
taste good enough for their lovers to actually enjoy drinking them
down.
NOTE:
While Semenex
works wonders for semen taste, nothing is going to make semen taste
like a vanilla milkshake or cotton candy. Nor can this product
guarantee that your lover will want to give you oral sex and/or swallow
the "fruits" of such a "labor" of love. This product makes
semen taste significantly better than anything on the market,
true. But this product makes no claim to be able to influence or have
any effect on your lover's views on fellatio or swallowing semen.
F.A.Q. or
"Everything I ever
wanted to know about Semenex"
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So, How Does
Make Semen Taste?
But, isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery supposed
to
make semen taste better?
How Does the
Drink Itself Taste?
How Does
Work?
So, What is the recommended "dosage"?
How Soon After Taking
Can My Lover Expect... Results?
How Long Does Last?
Do I need to take
every day for it to work?
Is there a "best" time of day to take ?
Is there anything I can do to help
work better?
What is the shelf life of
? Is there an "expiration date"?
What About the Health
Aspects of ?
Is addictive or habit-forming?
Are there any known side effects to ?
Does
have any negative effect on sperm potency?
What Guarantees Come with ?
I'm a retailer/distributor with my own store/website/etc. ...
How can I order
wholesale?
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So, How Does Make Semen Taste?
Here are
a few selected quotes from some of the 27 women in our Semenex test
group:
"Yummy...
I don't know how else to describe it. It was kinda sweet tasting and
with no bitter or salty taste at all." - Kathy
(Phoenix, AZ)
"It was
sweet. No bitter or salty taste whatsoever. Now going down on him is a
real treat instead of a chore."
- Mistie (Mesa, AZ)
"Tasty!
I've never really had a problem with semen, except when it
gets really bitter, but this product really makes drinking a man down a
treat!" - Jenni (Mesa, AZ)
"There
was no bitter taste (yuck!) and it was kinda spicy sweet. I
still can't believe I'm saying that!" - Dawn
(Scottdale, AZ)
And
finally, one husband wrote back whose wife hated
giving blowjobs because of the taste. Here is his entire e-mail reply,
word for word:
"It
worked. She took a load and was pleasantly surprised! She
said it tasted kind of sweet and spicy. It was the first time
in years that she did that, so I thank you from the bottom of my
balls!" - Dave (Phoenix, AZ)
But,
Isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery Supposed to Make Semen Taste Better?
Early on
in research it was quickly discovered that despite the general
reputation of certain fruits and vegetables to positively affect the
taste of semen, most did not produce any significant effect in actual
testing. As many have likewise discovered:
"I
once tried an experiment in changing the taste of my semen by
incorporating nothing but fruits and vegetables and water in my diet,
and only managed to accomplish shedding 25 pounds."
(http://www.skyboom.com/jsantos3/sept10-16.html)
Another
supposed semen-taste enhancer is broccoli. Yet another urban
myth that doesn't work:
"The Grand Broccoli Experiment".
Ironically,
there is some truth to these myths, but it took our research to find
the concentrations, ratios, and other key ingredients needed to trigger
optimal results.
How does the
drink itself taste?
Semenex, the powder
drink itself, is very mild and pleasant to the taste, possessing a
light fruity, spicy flavor that everyone from customers to radio DJs
describe as very similar to liquid pumpkin pie! Additionally, Semenex
is sweetened with added fructose to create a tasty drink whose effects
on the flavor of semen must be experienced to be believed.
The
only additive not directly related to semen taste enhancement is a
fructose sweetener added to the Semenex
powder drink, itself.
While
we attempted to purchase Trutina Dulcem, an all-natural low-glycemic
sweetener, for use in our product to make it safer for customers who
might be glucose sensitive or intolerant, the sweetener's manufacturer,
Nutrilab Corporation, has refused to sell to us due to the sexual
nature of Semenex. In their words, Semenex is "inappropriate" for their
product.
Should
any of our thousands of satisfied customers find themselves equally
perplexed by such a hostile attitude toward oral sex and who have
additional questions or concerns regarding their decision that prevents
us from making our product more available to those with hypoglycemia or
diabetes, we ask that all such inquiries be voiced directly to www.trutinadulcem.com.
Warning: Semenex
does contain fructose, a natural sugar. Thus, if you have a glucose
sensitive or intolerant condition (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycemia),
consult your physician before using Semenex.
How
Does Work?
Semenex
works by combining just the right ingredients in the needed ratios and
concentrations to work its "magic" on semen taste. So, as your body is
churning away producing semen, Semenex's ingredients are right there
helping out and influencing the way it tastes.
It's
like this... To a large extent, we are what we eat
and drink. Same with semen.
It's
been known for some time that very strong foods such as garlic and
spicy foods can influence semen with these same tastes. Of
course not many find such flavors appealing. Even regular
foods, such as dairy products in particular, can give semen a foul
flavor.
"No
problem," you're thinking. "I'll just eat lots of candy or fruit and
that'll make me taste sweet." Sorry,
it doesn't work that way.
Mother
Nature has a mean sense of humor. Eating sweet-tasting foods does not
transfer very well to semen no matter how much you eat. In fact under
normal circumstances if you taste sweet it's a strong indication that
you might be diabetic. But
that's okay. Because with Semenex the last laugh can be yours.
After
almost two years of investigation, research, and experimentation, we
found the precise formula of ingredients and concentrations that
succeeds where all others have failed.
So, What
is the recommended daily "dosage"?
1
to 2 servings a day, depending on your own diet and body
chemistry. In other words, "season to taste."
Regardless
if you use one or two servings daily, only take one serving
at a time! Simply pour one serving (two level
tablespoons [scoops]) of Semenex into a lidded container with 6
ounces (175 ml) of water. Close the container with the lid
and shake well, as you would any common health/fitness-related protein
powder.
Always
take Semenex at night before bed. Before taking the first
serving be sure and ejaculate at least once to get rid of the normally
nasty-tasting semen your body has built up. (You can add an
additional taste boost by also taking a second serving the following
day about mid-morning or at lunch. But take no more
than a maximum of two servings per 24 hours.)
As it
takes the body about three days to completely replenish
the maximum amount of semen retained in the body, you might
additionally want to continue taking a serving of Semenex for one
or two additional nights so as to give your lover a good,
full mouthful of now-tasty semen to savor.
How
Soon After Taking
Can My Lover Expect... Results?
If used
as recommended, Semenex takes effect in only 12-24 hours,
significantly enhancing the flavor of semen as it is produced in the
male body. And it's guaranteed, or
your money back... period.
Of
course you might want to wait an additional 24-48 hours, taking
another Semenex serving on each additional night, so as to
build up more Semenx-sweetened semen for your thirsty lover.
How
Long Does
Last?
Pretty
much as long as it takes to deplete the supply of Semenex-enhanced
semen you've built up.
Don't
forget that your body is continually producing semen. So if your lover
won't be enjoying the yummy results for awhile, be sure and take at
least one Semenex serving per day (at night) until then. Or wait until
a day or so before the "event" and begin taking Semenex then.
Generally
speaking, Semenex's
optimal effects last about 24 hours after having
last drank a serving of Semenex, though
some couples report continued (though diminished) taste effects as
much as 48 to 72 hours after last drinking a serving.
Do
I need to take every day for it
to work?
Not
necessarily. While it is recommended that one serving of Semenex be
taken a maximum of 24 hours before fellatio, regular users of our
product continue to report that taking a serving of Semenex
every other day still results in sweetened semen!
Of
course, after using Semenex we must warn you that the frequency of oral
lovemaking you receive is most likely going to increase. So
be prepared, you poor guy. You might just find yourself also
becoming a very "drained" regular Semenex user just so as to keep your
semen-thirsty lover(s) happy. Damn the
bad luck!
Is
there a "best" time of day to take ?
Yes,
there sure is.
The best
time to take Semenex is a couple hours or so before you go to
bed at night.
If you
choose to go for the best results by drinking a second "dose," do so the
following day around noon.
Is
there anything I can do to help work better?
Sure
there is. Besides following the instructions above, your diet and
regimen can go a long way toward optimizing Semenex' effects.
As diet
affects the taste of all bodily secretions, there are certain foods and
drinks that should be avoided. These you will find listed in
our Supplemental
Guide.
What
is the shelf life of
? Does it have an "expiration date"?
Technically,
yes. If kept properly sealed (lid closed when not in use)
and stored (no extremes in temperature or humidity),
Semenex will easily last up to two (2) years with no decrease in
product efficacy.
What
about the health aspects of ?
All
ingredients used in Semenex have been approved by the FDA. There is
nothing in Semenex but fruits, vegetables,
spices, vitamins,
and minerals. The only other ingredient
is a fructose sweetner added to make the drink itself sweeter. Well,
that and the slightest smidgen of chlorophyll for color.
And
unlike many male sex-related supplements, there are no herbs
of any kind in Semenex as they can have a dangerously
deliterious effect on certain medications and medical conditions.
Thus unless you have an allergy to certain fruits
and/or vegetables, or are diabetic or hypoglycemic, you will find that
Semenex is a very healthy drink all by itself!
NOTE:
The only possible word of caution needed is to not
drink more than one serving of Semenex at a time, and no more than 2
servings in 24 hours.
Even
though Semenex is 100% natural and truly made of some of the most
nutritious ingredients available in Nature, given the concentrated
nature of some of these ingredients, too much of even the best of
things can backfire on us. And as this product does contain fiber,
perhaps literally so if more than one serving were to be taken at a
time.
WARNING:
for those who have been diagnosed with glucose sensitivity or
intolerance (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycemia),
do not use Semenex without
first consulting with your physician. While Semenex contains
only fructose and other natural, unprocessed sugars, they are sugars
nonetheless.
Is addictive or
habit-forming?
Okay,
let's treat this one as a serious question. ;)
No.
There is nothing in Semenex that is habit-forming or addictive.
Semenex does not even contain caffeine, ginseng (which
naturally contains caffeine), herbs, nor any other ingredient that
might be the least questionable in this regard.
However
given its effects on the taste of semen, it can tend to be just a bit
"habit-forming" for those drinking down its results, jet after tasty
jet. And for that, we make no apologies.
Are there any known side
effects to ?
Absolutely
none. Well,
unless you include the wonderfully positive effect it will have on your
oral relationships. ;)
Does have any negative effect on
sperm potency?
Again...
absolutely none. If you're trying to conceive a child*, Semenex could
only possibly help in that pursuit given its highly nutritional content
and its formulation specifically designed to help replenish in the male
the very "building blocks" needed to produce semen.
Let's
not forget that Semenex contains no potentially harmful ingredients of
any kind, only highly concentrated fruits and vegetables, as well as
spices, vitamins and minerals.
*Of course, this naturally pre-supposes vaginal rather than oral sex in
such a case. While
we would have thought such went without saying, it recently came to our
attention that at least one website's
owners weren't able to figure that one out on their own.
This seems too good to be true.
What guarantees come with ?
This
product comes with a 100% Money-back Guarantee.
We are
real, this product is for real, and so are the tasty results.
How can I order wholesale?
If you
own or represent a business that would like to make Semenex available
to your customers, click here
for pricing and ordering information.
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While
Semenax has so closely named their product to our own, Semenax does not
and cannot do for semen what only Semenex can. Do not be fooled...
Semenax is no Semenex.
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