DISCLAIMER: As with all forms of unprotected sex, the ingestion of semen can result in the transmission of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs), including HIV.  Semenex(TM) makes no claim to help prevent the transmission of any STD.

Semenex Sweetens Semen Taste

Semenex is a fully patented, Media-proven, all-natural powder shake mix for men that literally sweetens semen as it is produced in the male physiology.

This tasty, one-of-a-kind shake mix is 100% vegetarian (no animal or dairy-derived ingredients) and made available as a sweet-tasting drink powder professionally packaged by one of the nation's leading nutriceutical companies in multi-serving containers.  

Semenex is formulated from a highly concentrated *
U.S. and internationally patent-protected blend of the following all-natural, FDA-approved ingredients:

Pineapple; Broccoli; Banana; Celery; Strawberry; Fructose; Cinnamon; Ginger; Nutmeg; Citric Acid; Vitamins B6, B12,
and E; Calcium; Magnesium; Creatine; Selenium; Zinc; and Chlorophyll

  * fruit and vegetable ingredients nine times more concentrated
      than found in Nature  -- or your local grocery store.

Reported Increase in Semen Volume

In addition to sweetening semen, the specific vitamins and minerals added to help replenish in the male the nutrients lost during ejaculation have many of our clients reporting increased semen volume as a result of providing the body with these needed male-health related and semen-building nutrients.

An unintended secondary benefit?

One Serving a Day is All it Takes
(and if used regularly, only once every other day)

How Does Semenex, Itself, Taste? "(Semenex) tastes a lot like liquid pumpkin pie. I was really surprised!" Rex Gabriel "2 Guys in the Morning"

1. About an hour or so before bed, ejaculate at least a time or two before taking Semenex.
2. Shortly before bed, pour one serving of Semenex (two level tablespoons [scoops]) into a lidded container of 6 ounces (175 ml) of water (or any other desired potable liquid or beverage).
3. Close the container lid and shake contents vigorously (that's right, "shaken, not stirred"). Then drink.
4. Repeat Steps 2-3 again (being careful not to ejaculate further) for an additional one to two nights. (while Semenex will enhance semen taste in as little as 24 hours, the human male physiology takes approximately three days to fully replenish semen supply.)
5. Within 24 hours of your last serving of Semenex (whether Semenex has been taken for one, two, or three nights in succession), invite your lover over for a taste test she's sure to enjoy.
6. Taken once a day before bed, this incredible product takes effect in as little as 24 hours, replacing the naturally distasteful taste of semen with the Semenex-enhanced flavor women love.

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The "Six-Point" Semenex Factor

During the final year-long market-testing phase, 27 local volunteer test couples were utilized to help finalize the Semenex formulation. Throughout this testing phase, each couple was provided questionnaires on which to record their personal experiences and reactions to Semenex as well as to give the "recipient" (for lack of a more scientific term) the opportunity of rating semen taste after each taste test on a scale of "0" to "10" ("0" being the nastiest tasting, "5" being tolerable, and "10" being the sweetest/tastiest imaginable).

As a result, we quickly found that despite the widely varying diets and regimens of the men, Semenex boosted semen taste by a significant degree in all cases. On average, Semenex boosted the taste by six (6) taste-scale degrees. This phenomenon we coined "The Semenex Factor".

The graph below, extrapolated from five selected test couple surveys, illustrates both the Semenex Factor and its relationship to dietary regimens:

GRAPH: The Semenex Factor

"Male A" and "Male E" were pretty representative of most of our test subjects' dietary and smoking/drinking habits, their girlfriends reporting a normal semen taste of 1.75 and 2.5 respectively. This was elevated by 6 (7.75, 8.5) after using Semenex. All within this general dietary group reported an "almost sweet-like" flavor to their semen that these lovers found a real "treat." These males had a generally healthy intake of the major food groups, including moderate intakes of vegetables and fruits. and used little or no tobacco and/or alcohol products.

"Male B" was a heavy smoker (more than 2 packs of cigarettes daily), a moderate drinker (2 drinks or more daily, on average), and a heavy consumer of dairy products (more than 4 servings each of cheese, milk, and butter products daily) with few vegetables and/or fruit in regular use. Understandably, his semen tasted the foulest of all represented (taste level of .02). Yet with Semenex (6.1), his girlfriend became a "swallower" for the first time.

"Male C", whose semen tasted only slightly better (1), was also a heavy smoker, but drank only on weekends and did not describe himself as a heavy user of dairy products. Semenex made the difference for him, too (7); his wife swallowed him down "for the first time in years."

"Male D", whose semen was the best tasting of this group (3.75), both before and after Semenex use, was a non-smoker, non-drinker, and a light consumer of dairy products. His girlfriend loves how sweet-tasting his semen became with Semenex (9.75!). She now literally meets him at the door on her knees!

As can be seen by the graph, regardless of diet Semenex significantly improved semen taste across the board.

As seen above, though the diets/regimens of each male varied, all experienced a taste enhancement boost by approximately the same factor, as subjectively reported by their lovers. Those with better diets, whose semen didn't taste too bad to begin with, had their semen taste go right into the truly tasty range. Those that smoked and/or had diets heavy in dairy and meat products, whose semen was already very foul tasting, still found their semen's taste boosted significantly over the "Tolerable" level. Thus, Semenex proved itself effective in helping even the worst-tasting semen to taste good enough for their lovers to actually enjoy drinking them down.

NOTE:  While Semenex works wonders for semen taste, nothing is going to make semen taste like a vanilla milkshake or cotton candy. Nor can this product guarantee that your lover will want to give you oral sex and/or swallow the "fruits" of such a "labor" of love. This product makes semen taste significantly better than anything on the market, true. But this product makes no claim to be able to influence or have any effect on your lover's views on fellatio or swallowing semen.

So, How Does Make Semen Taste?

But, isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery supposed to 
make semen taste better?

How Does the Drink Itself Taste?

 

How Does Work?

So, What is the recommended "dosage"?
How Soon After Taking Can My Lover Expect... Results?
How Long Does Last?
Do I need to take every day for it to work?
Is there a "best" time of day to take ?
Is there anything I can do to help work better?
What is the shelf life of ?  Is there an "expiration date"?

 

What About the Health Aspects of ?

Is addictive or habit-forming?
Are there any known side effects to ?  
Does have any negative effect on sperm potency?

 

What Guarantees Come with ?

 

I'm a retailer/distributor with my own store/website/etc. ...  

How can I order wholesale?

 

 

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So, How Does Make Semen Taste?

Here are a few selected quotes from some of the 27 women in our Semenex test group:

"Yummy... I don't know how else to describe it. It was kinda sweet tasting and with no bitter or salty taste at all."  - Kathy (Phoenix, AZ)

"It was sweet. No bitter or salty taste whatsoever. Now going down on him is a real treat instead of a chore."    - Mistie (Mesa, AZ)

"Tasty!  I've never really had a problem with semen, except when it gets really bitter, but this product really makes drinking a man down a treat!"  - Jenni (Mesa, AZ)

"There was no bitter taste (yuck!) and it was kinda spicy sweet.  I still can't believe I'm saying that!"  - Dawn (Scottdale, AZ)

And finally, one husband wrote back whose wife hated giving blowjobs because of the taste. Here is his entire e-mail reply, word for word:

"It worked. She took a load and was pleasantly surprised!  She said it tasted kind of sweet and spicy.  It was the first time in years that she did that, so I thank you from the bottom of my balls!"  - Dave (Phoenix, AZ)

But, Isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery Supposed to Make Semen Taste Better?

Early on in research it was quickly discovered that despite the general reputation of certain fruits and vegetables to positively affect the taste of semen, most did not produce any significant effect in actual testing. As many have likewise discovered: 

"I once tried an experiment in changing the taste of my semen by incorporating nothing but fruits and vegetables and water in my diet, and only managed to accomplish shedding 25 pounds."   (http://www.skyboom.com/jsantos3/sept10-16.html)

Another supposed semen-taste enhancer is broccoli.  Yet another urban myth that doesn't work:

"The Grand Broccoli Experiment".

Ironically, there is some truth to these myths, but it took our research to find the concentrations, ratios, and other key ingredients needed to trigger optimal results.

How does the drink itself taste?

Semenex, the powder drink itself, is very mild and pleasant to the taste, possessing a light fruity, spicy flavor that everyone from customers to radio DJs describe as very similar to liquid pumpkin pie! Additionally, Semenex is sweetened with added fructose to create a tasty drink whose effects on the flavor of semen must be experienced to be believed.  

The only additive not directly related to semen taste enhancement is a fructose sweetener added to the Semenex powder drink, itself.

While we attempted to purchase Trutina Dulcem, an all-natural low-glycemic sweetener, for use in our product to make it safer for customers who might be glucose sensitive or intolerant, the sweetener's manufacturer, Nutrilab Corporation, has refused to sell to us due to the sexual nature of Semenex. In their words, Semenex is "inappropriate" for their product.

Should any of our thousands of satisfied customers find themselves equally perplexed by such a hostile attitude toward oral sex and who have additional questions or concerns regarding their decision that prevents us from making our product more available to those with hypoglycemia or diabetes, we ask that all such inquiries be voiced directly to www.trutinadulcem.com.  

Warning: Semenex does contain fructose, a natural sugar. Thus, if you have a glucose sensitive or intolerant condition (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycemia), consult your physician before using Semenex.

How Does  Work?

Semenex works by combining just the right ingredients in the needed ratios and concentrations to work its "magic" on semen taste. So, as your body is churning away producing semen, Semenex's ingredients are right there helping out and influencing the way it tastes.

It's like this...   To a large extent, we are what we eat and drink.  Same with semen.

It's been known for some time that very strong foods such as garlic and spicy foods can influence semen with these same tastes.  Of course not many find such flavors appealing.  Even regular foods, such as dairy products in particular, can give semen a foul flavor.

"No problem," you're thinking. "I'll just eat lots of candy or fruit and that'll make me taste sweet." Sorry, it doesn't work that way.

Mother Nature has a mean sense of humor. Eating sweet-tasting foods does not transfer very well to semen no matter how much you eat. In fact under normal circumstances if you taste sweet it's a strong indication that you might be diabetic. But that's okay. Because with Semenex the last laugh can be yours.

After almost two years of investigation, research, and experimentation, we found the precise formula of ingredients and concentrations that succeeds where all others have failed.

So, What is the recommended daily "dosage"?

1 to 2 servings a day, depending on your own diet and body chemistry. In other words, "season to taste."

Regardless if you use one or two servings daily, only take one serving at a time! Simply pour one serving (two level tablespoons [scoops]) of Semenex into a lidded container with 6 ounces (175 ml) of water. Close the container with the lid and shake well, as you would any common health/fitness-related protein powder.  

Always take Semenex at night before bed. Before taking the first serving be sure and ejaculate at least once to get rid of the normally nasty-tasting semen your body has built up. (You can add an additional taste boost by also taking a second serving the following day about mid-morning or at lunch. But take no more than a maximum of two servings per 24 hours.)

As it takes the body about three days to completely replenish the maximum amount of semen retained in the body, you might additionally want to continue taking a serving of Semenex for one or two additional nights so as to give your lover a good, full mouthful of now-tasty semen to savor.

 

How Soon After Taking Can My Lover Expect... Results?

If used as recommended, Semenex takes effect in only 12-24 hours, significantly enhancing the flavor of semen as it is produced in the male body.  And it's guaranteed, or your money back... period.

Of course you might want to wait an additional 24-48 hours, taking another Semenex serving on each additional night, so as to build up more Semenx-sweetened semen for your thirsty lover.

 

How Long Does Last?

Pretty much as long as it takes to deplete the supply of Semenex-enhanced semen you've built up.

Don't forget that your body is continually producing semen. So if your lover won't be enjoying the yummy results for awhile, be sure and take at least one Semenex serving per day (at night) until then. Or wait until a day or so before the "event" and begin taking Semenex then.

Generally speaking, Semenex's optimal effects last about 24 hours after having last drank a serving of Semenex, though some couples report continued (though diminished) taste effects as much as 48 to 72 hours after last drinking a serving.

 

Do I need to take every day for it to work?

Not necessarily. While it is recommended that one serving of Semenex be taken a maximum of 24 hours before fellatio, regular users of our product continue to report that taking a serving of Semenex every other day still results in sweetened semen!

Of course, after using Semenex we must warn you that the frequency of oral lovemaking you receive is most likely going to increase.  So be prepared, you poor guy.  You might just find yourself also becoming a very "drained" regular Semenex user just so as to keep your semen-thirsty lover(s) happy.  Damn the bad luck!

 

Is there a "best" time of day to take ?

Yes, there sure is.

The best time to take Semenex is a couple hours or so before you go to bed at night.

If you choose to go for the best results by drinking a second "dose," do so the following day around noon.

 

Is there anything I can do to help work better?

Sure there is. Besides following the instructions above, your diet and regimen can go a long way toward optimizing Semenex' effects.  

As diet affects the taste of all bodily secretions, there are certain foods and drinks that should be avoided.  These you will find listed in our Supplemental Guide.

 

What is the shelf life of ?  Does it have an "expiration date"?

Technically, yes. If kept properly sealed (lid closed when not in use) and stored (no extremes in temperature or humidity), Semenex will easily last up to two (2) years with no decrease in product efficacy.

What about the health aspects of ?

All ingredients used in Semenex have been approved by the FDA. There is nothing in Semenex but fruits, vegetables, spices, vitamins, and minerals.  The only other ingredient is a fructose sweetner added to make the drink itself sweeter. Well, that and the slightest smidgen of chlorophyll for color.

And unlike many male sex-related supplements, there are no herbs of any kind in Semenex as they can have a dangerously deliterious effect on certain medications and medical conditions.  Thus unless you have an allergy to certain fruits and/or vegetables, or are diabetic or hypoglycemic, you will find that Semenex is a very healthy drink all by itself!

NOTE:  The only possible word of caution needed is to not drink more than one serving of Semenex at a time, and no more than 2 servings in 24 hours.  
Even though Semenex is 100% natural and truly made of some of the most nutritious ingredients available in Nature, given the concentrated nature of some of these ingredients, too much of even the best of things can backfire on us. And as this product does contain fiber, perhaps literally so if more than one serving were to be taken at a time.

WARNING: for those who have been diagnosed with glucose sensitivity or intolerance (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycemia), do not use Semenex without first consulting with your physician.  While Semenex contains only fructose and other natural, unprocessed sugars, they are sugars nonetheless.

Is addictive or habit-forming?

Okay, let's treat this one as a serious question.  ;)

No. There is nothing in Semenex that is habit-forming or addictive.  Semenex does not even contain caffeine, ginseng (which naturally contains caffeine), herbs, nor any other ingredient that might be the least questionable in this regard.

However given its effects on the taste of semen, it can tend to be just a bit "habit-forming" for those drinking down its results, jet after tasty jet.  And for that, we make no apologies.

 

Are there any known side effects to ?

Absolutely none.  Well, unless you include the wonderfully positive effect it will have on your oral relationships.   ;)

 

Does have any negative effect on sperm potency?

Again... absolutely none. If you're trying to conceive a child*, Semenex could only possibly help in that pursuit given its highly nutritional content and its formulation specifically designed to help replenish in the male the very "building blocks" needed to produce semen.

Let's not forget that Semenex contains no potentially harmful ingredients of any kind, only highly concentrated fruits and vegetables, as well as spices, vitamins and minerals.

*Of course, this naturally pre-supposes vaginal rather than oral sex in such a case. While we would have thought such went without saying, it recently came to our attention that at least one website's owners weren't able to figure that one out on their own.

 

This seems too good to be true.  What guarantees come with ?

This product comes with a 100% Money-back Guarantee.  

We are real, this product is for real, and so are the tasty results.

How can I order wholesale?

If you own or represent a business that would like to make Semenex available to your customers, click here for pricing and ordering information.

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While Semenax has so closely named their product to our own, Semenax does not and cannot do for semen what only Semenex can. Do not be fooled... Semenax is no Semenex.

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