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you seen Semenex somewhere in the Media not listed below? If
so, you can win FREE Semenex, too! Click HERE
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Following our wonderful re-launch with Topco Sales
as our exclusive licensed manufacturer, we recently were invited to
appear on Playboy's "Night Calls" show on June 3, 2008. What a
thrill to be interviewed by Christy Canyon and Vanessa Blue
together with Topco's own Desiree Duffie and Liz Plascencia! As
reported at AVN Online, according to Ms. Duffie, Topco's Director of Marketing and Public Relations, "We're seeing more and more distributors stocking up to keep up with demand,"
she said. "At this rate, Semenex could become one of Topco Sales' best-sellers
before long."
What better
place to discuss Semenex than in SEX:
A User's Guide, a truly seminal book on just about every
aspect of sex and intimacy.
On page 56 of
this 336-page little book, the author, Stephen Arnott, praises our
product as being the one semen sweetner that truly gets the job
done!
(Congratulations
to M. Lawson. You have won a free Semenex 5-serving container!
Click here
to find out how you can, too!)
For the second
time Cosmopolitan (Australia) features Semenex (May 2005).
In their "Sexy 'n' Sealed" sex tips section, Cosmo enthusiastically
recommends Semenex as the "flavour-improving product"
for Aussie girls to enjoy with their man.
"Testicle
Confectionery: Drink for Sweeter Seed" is how this Slovenian
publication described Semenex' effects for their Eastern European
readers in this April 2005 article. This great product review concludes
with, as best we can have translated: "What all the men
drank up (of Semenex), that women would then swallow down!"
Cleo,
Australia's leading magazine for young women, answers a reader's
question in its October 2004 issue (p. 62) on how to make oral sex
more pleasurable by stating:
"There's
also Semenex, a new product that he can drink to give his semen
a more bearable flavour, check it out at www.semenex.com."
(Congratulations
to L. Houlihan. You have won a free Semenex 5-serving
container!)
Playboy
Brasil, September 2004, features Semenex in an article that also
includes an insightful interview with its inventor and patentholder.
The premier
women's magazine, Cosmopolitan (Australia), features Semenex
in their Sept. 2004 issue. In a special sealed section of this issue,
the cover article "Oral-sex Lessons" provides women
with important fellatio tips, Semenex among them as the key product
to help sweeten their men.
(Congratulations
to M. Mathews. You have won a free Semenex 5-serving
container!)
The new military
hit magazine, Drill (April 2004, p.32), features Semenex:
"Finally a product that encourages you to drink and 'drive.'"
(Congratulations
to CTI3 J. M. Stewart. You won a free Semenex 5-serving
container!)
On the Howard
Stern Show (9/30/03), Howard introduced Semenex to his vast
audience and gave everyone a great overview of our product's all-natural
ingredients and its media-tested, semen-sweetening benefits.
The above
is not intended nor should be construed as implying ofiicial product
endorsement of Semenex by either Howard Stern or "The Howard
Stern Show."
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KSEX Radio Hosts
5-Hour Semenex
"DJ-BJ" Taste-Test Marathon
( Voted 3rd Best "Episode
of the Year" for 2003 by KSEX Listener's Choice
Awards )
On September 23rd 2003, from 5pm-10pm PST,
KSEX
Radio hosted and independently
conducted the most outrageous Semenex taste-test event ever!
And as
with all Semenex media events and taste-tests, this latest
event was sponsored, conducted, and evaluated solely by the
non-compensated, independent participants thereof. As reported
by Adult Industry media giants at Adult Video News
(AVN):
"...since Semenex isn't a
paid KSEX client, all the DJs and participants have
strict orders to be absolutely honest about the product
results. 'All testimonials,' KSEX says, 'will be real
and spur of the moment.' "
-
AVN
Online, 9/23/03
(emphasis
added)
 The
"Juicy" Details...
Six lovely pornstars, including
Keri
Windsor, Felicia
Fox, Lisa
Sparxxx, and the world-record
cum-drinker herself, Kim
Kelly, drank down cum LIVE
from guys who had first primed their pumps with Semenex just
for this incredible cum-drinking event!
As reported by AdultFYI.com:
"SAN FERNANDO
VALLEY, CA - Pre-Promoting the DJ BJ Marathon with the listeners
was an easy task. A featured oral sex scene, once an hour,
live on the in-studio web cams is certainly something
fans looked forward to. The participants however, more importantly,
the ladies, were looking forward to seeing if this product
actually delivered the results the company boasts."
"Last night
on KSEXradio.com, every show featured a taste test.
Obviously the men couldn't just pour it in a glass for the
ladies, there was some work involved extracting the newly
enhanced cum. Yet, even with a little elbow grease or perhaps,
lock jaw, all parties seemed amazed at how great the product
was."
©
2003
AdultFYI.com
(emphasis added)
And here, the actual "Blow-by-Blow",
as
reported by AVN Online...
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Ode
to Semenex
There's
a refreshing new drink in town,
That makes a penis taste real sweet.
If guys pour a cup and gulp it down,
Girls will not stop sucking their meat!
This
cool new drink is called Semenex,
I must say, it's quite magical.
With this drink men will get so much sex,
This stuff is unbelievable!
See,
Semenex is all natural,
It makes semen taste delicious.
It will make the girls swallow it all,
It's also, very nutritious!
I
urge all men to go and buy some,
You will truly love its effects.
Girls will then love swallowing your cum,
All thanks to this drink, Semenex!
-
Alexander
the Poet
The "Porn Bard"
"The Wanker Show"
KSEXradio.com
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"'MMMMMmmmm,'
said Felicia Fox ('who usually despises swallowing semen")...who
worked self-proclaimed 'suitcase pimp,' Tim Case for her
test. 'I can't believe it.' she said afterward.
'It really is good. I thought this was just a ploy to get
me to swallow Tim, but I may suck (him) a little more often
now.' "
"...
when (Kim
Kelly) stopped by Carly
Milne's Recipes for Sex
she brought a 'stunt cock' who had been trying Semenex for
several days before the encounter. "That's
really, really good," she said. 'I just came in to
have some fun. I've tried this Semenex many times and I
know it's good.'
"During
the same show, Lisa Sparxxx (took
a load from)
stunt guest Scotty and, KSEX says, began asking other men
in the studio if they were using Semenex so she could have
more."
"...and
LorrANIAC - 'a girl who vowed never to perform on camera'
- enjoyed CuzF(*)cker's
wad on Temptation
and insisted he use the product from now on, KSEX says."
©
2003
AVN
Online
(emphasis and edits added)
And,
the Final "Verdict":
"The
KSEX staff approves of Semenex 100%. You can bet fans
will be buying this product now, as spouses across the country
will thank 'em for it!"
©
2003
AdultFYI.com
(emphasis added)
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Nerve.com's
major book publication, The
Big Bang (July 2003, p. 45), lists Semenex exclusively as
a product "guaranteed to 'give you the best tasting cum'..."
The wickedly
cheeky British devils over at Bollox
Comics recently featured Semenex in a hilarious comic strip
we just had to share.
A perfect example
of how not to introduce Semenex to a lady.
Playboy's Spice
TV mail-order
catalog ("Late Summer 2003" issue,
p. 43) features Semenex for first time!
We just love
that wonderful Bunny!!!
Once again Maxim
(July 2003) features Semenex, this time in its German edition, as
their Dr. Maxim lets guys know just what works best in offering
their lovely ladies the perfect "pina colada" every
time.
Scientific
American Magazine praises our US patent as one of the few that
"transcend
the mundane" in their July 2003 issue (p. 32).
Phoenix New Times prints cover article on Semenex and its
origins:
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"Man-juice
Gets a Flavor Make-over"
"Recently
profiled in Maxim and Hustler (we read it for the articles,
honest), as well as on British talk sensation Graham Norton's
show and in various German, Australian and Latin American
publications, the little Web-based business in question is
virtually unknown in the Phoenix area -- except to its devoted
customers, who literally eat it up."
"For
just $24.95 (or $49.95 for a 30-day supply), you can enhance
your sweetie's emissions with just one little drink of the
powder every night at bedtime."
(May 28, 2003, p. 11)
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The
"Great American Semenex Taste-Test
Challenge" Continues!
Listen
In and Enjoy the
Surprising Results
from this Incredible Radio Event
from:
 Excerpted
Transcript from "Mad
Max" Broadcast
Jeremy
and Mindy, a married
couple and local listeners of the "Mad Max Morning
Show", called in and won the radio contest to put Semenex
to the test LIVE and on-air from their own bedroom. Like
many women,
Mindy has never been able to swallow her husband's
semen due to the taste.
Would
Semenex work for her, too? Let's join the oral fest, already
in progress ... (9
min.s into audioclip)
Mad Max:
"Hey, I think he (came)! Let's give it up for
Jeremy! Alright, ladies and gentlemen, our taste-tester
Mindy, this morning..."
Mindy:
"Oh wow! That tastes good. That tastes really
good!"
Mad Max:
"Are you kidding me? I'm serious now. There
are women out there who are going to have to try this
stuff. Give us your honest..."
Mindy: (interrupting)
"It has like a choc... not like a chocolate... but,
like a... a sweet fruit taste..."
Mad Max:
"Really?! It really works? So you would...
you would swallow every time with this?"
Mindy:
"Yep, it works! It's good! It works real
good; I'm surprised! ... Yeah, I'd do it again!
... Thank you for letting me try it!"
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 Europe's
love affair with Semenex continues with this latest article appearing
in the German magazine, Coupé
(March 2003, p 110)
(Congratulations
to Oliver D.! You won a free Semenex 5-serving container!)
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So
Graham Norton Show
So Television,
United Kingdom
November 12, 2002
Graham
enjoys a glass of Semenex, on-air
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As popular
with U.K. television viewers as "The Tonight Show"
is here, England's most irreverant answer to David
Letternan features Semenex on his outrageously sexy
late-night TV show.
Here Graham
enjoys a glass of Semenex and offers his guest, a famous English
wine taste-tester (shown holding one of our 10-packs), a chance
to taste-test something a bit more "full-bodied."
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"Spurtin'
Sweet: How to Season Your Load
so Ladies Beg for Seconds"
- Hustler Magazine
June 2002 (pp. 155-156), Cover Article
Finally
a major publication had the balls to do an actual taste test
with a few couples! And if that wasn't enough, they did so
by putting Semenex up against two of our "wanna-be"
competitors, including "Cum D'Licious" (now called
"Sweet Secretions").
Well ...
...
The Guys Came;
... The Girls Tasted;
...
We kicked Cum D'Licious' ass*!
*Big
surprise. We've kicked competitor ass in every
independent taste-test conducted.
The
Taste-test Results ... straight
from the women's mouths:
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with
 :
"This stuff gave it
an extra something
that made it pleasant to taste. (p. 156)
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with "Cum D'Licious":
"She said my splooge still tasted
like
rancid, curdled milk" (p.
156)
Following
this Cum D'Licious "failure," Hustler gets
Cum D'Licious' reaction:
"When
confronted with accusations that his product doesn't work,
Mark blames
its apparent failure on the seed owner's diet." (p.
156)
Nice try,
"Cum D'Licious." Semenex, on the other hand,
sweetens regardless of diet.
(Following
this major magazine article, their product name was changed
to "Sweet Secretions". And who can blame them?)
(Congratulations
to M. Rich! You won a free Semenex 5-pack!)
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"Make
Yours Tasty!"
- FHM Magazine
May 2002 (p. 147)
For the
third time, this great publication has featured our
"tasty" product. These
guys know how important it is to prime the ol' pump before
havin' a lusty lass suck down the "suds." And once
again they let their readers know all about it!
"More
of a treat for your lady, Semenex is a concoction designed
to make your spunk palatable, if not downright scrumptious..."
(p. 147)
(Congratulations
to T. Cooper! You won a free Semenex 5-pack!)
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Semenex.com:
MAXIM's 4th "Hottest" Sex Website
MAXIM
continues to be one of our fav mags, and for obvious reasons:
"...
Offering a drink powder that alters the taste of your sperm, Semenex
is where to go for delicious sperm guaranteed. Finally, an answer
to the 'I don’t like the taste' argument."
 Canada's
"Sunday
Night Sex Show"
First mentioned
on-air Sunday, January 27th, this wonderfully informative program,
airing on Canada's "Women's Television Network",
will be discussing and perhaps testing Semenex in the very near
future.
"T'avales
ou pas?" ("Do
You Swallow or Not?")
 The
popular French magazine Entrevue features Semenex
in their October 2001 issue (p. 142). This avante garde publication
reports what so many lovely French women have already discovered:
"Semenex est...destine a rendre le sperme plus gouteux"
(Semenex is...destined to render sperm more tasty).
(Congratulations
to M. & D. Zoia of France. You won a free Semenex
5-pack!)
"Luststeigerung"
(Increasing Desire)
 For
the second time this year, the German edition of "Men's
Health" (October, 2001) features Semenex.
In last April's
issue, the German editors hadn't yet tried Semenex and so reported
that it probably did little better than fruit juice in improving
semen taste. However, after trying Semenex, these same editors felt
it was time to set the record straight and inform their readership
that with Semenex, semen goes down as tasty and "as smoothly
as a Piña Colada."
 Semenex'
television debut occurred over "across the pond"
on the British TV program "The
Web Review", July 17, 2001, and received "smashing"
accolades from the lovely British lasses there.
(Congratulations
to K.Harrison of Aldershot, England, one of those lovely
lasses. You won a free Semenex 5-pack!)
 The
first prize ever won (a free Semenex 5-pack) in our ongoing
"Watch and Win" Contest went to one of our Aussie
visitors today for letting us know about this wonderful feature
article! Keep your eyes open and win, too!
Self-described
as "Australia's biggest-selling men's magazine", The
Picture, features Semenex on Page 6 of their most recent
issue that hit newsstands all over "Down Under" on June
6th.
 "Imagine
making your cum taste so good
that you'd never have to beg, plead or wheedle
for head again."
Our First
Cover Article
Arizona's own
Playtime (June 2001) magazine can't stop praising Semenex
in their two-page cover article (pp. 34-35)... not that we're complaining.
If this review
seems a bit more glowing than most product reviews, it's no mystery;
we made sure the writer got a 5-pack for his own testing purposes,
first. We're
guessing his girl must have liked the results. ;)
 Aussie
FHM lets readers know Semenex "will make your jizz super
delicious and have her begging for more."
Read Australian
FHM's review of this site and our one-of-a-kind product HERE.
"Sperm
Taste: The Correct Spice" is Semenex for Germans, too!
 Germans
know what makes a great spread on dark German bread for their lovely
fräuleins. However, this German Men's
Health article mistakenly assumes that by simply eating
"pineapple, celery, and strawberries" the same taste enhancement
can be enjoyed.
Concerned as
we are that German women should have to endure the not-so-tasty
results of such erroneous thinking and always desiring to establish
more intimate foreign relations, we have written this
publication offering to co-sponsor
a "Pepsi Challenge" of a decidedly different flavor.
We currently await their reply and will report back to you once
they do.
As we already
know who the winner would be, all we ask for are the video rights.
;)
 "Turn
your salty porridge into sweet cream..."
...is how the
March issue of FHM Online
begins its review of Semenex. Thanx FHM. We hope to continue doing
all we can in having women adore their "gentlemen's relish
arch(ing) it's way towards their tonsils."
As per FHM:
"...simply supping on a packet or two of cheap and harmless
Semenex a day should soon have the ladies queuing to sample your
wares as your murky man-syrup becomes as delicious as it is nutritious."
FHM... we couldn't
have put it better ourselves.
 Delicious
"bad kitty" on the cover of the December, 2000
issue, and our site on p. 266. View
it at MaximOnline.com: Maxim
Web Guide, "World Of Sex".
Maxim also knows
how much lovely kitties prefer sweet cream to sour milk: "Delicious
sperm guaranteed".
Semenex' Only Negative
Press
(... and proud of it!)
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Silly
Savage
In
October 2000, Dan Savage, the author of the nationally
syndicated column "Savage Love", contacted
us expressing interest in learning more about Semenex.
We immediately replied, letting him know we would
be delighted not only to answer any questions but
also to send him a few sample packets of Semenex
to try. He replied saying he was too busy with the
Year 2000 Presidential race, but would be in touch
later.
And,
that was the last we heard from him.
Then
out of the blue appeared his 12/27/00
"Savage Love" column in which Dan declares,
sight unseen, that Semenex "sounds
like a 100% rip-off" for the "filthy
rich and fatally gullible". Dan couldn't
even be honest enough to get our prices right, deliberating
reporting a much higher price than that plainly visible
at our website.
Thus
despite the fact Dan never bothered to learn anything
about Semenex, he chose to take cheap pot-shots
at a product he never tested or tried. Nor did he
have the journalistic integrity to bother speaking
with anyone who had.
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We
have included some of his remarks from this column, and our
rebuttals to same, below:
- Dan's
quotes
- Our rebuttals
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"...
try making your boyfriend give up coffee, meat, smoking,
and booze..."
Anyone
can "try" anything.
Had Dan taken any time to investigate this subject,
he might have learned that semen doesn't exactly tend
to taste good regardless whether you smoke or drink
or are vegetarian.
While
heavy smokers and/or drinkers do have even worse-tasting
semen, these unhealthy habits do not cause the naturally
distasteful flavor semen usually possesses.
(...
btw, Dan, Semenex significantly improves semen
taste regardless whether you smoke or drink.)
Dan's
"Fudge" Fetish
While
Dan couldn't find the time to actually test and review
a product as innovative and unique as Semenex,
he bent over backwards to investigate, interview, quote,
and heartly recommend some guy selling his own "fudged
or unfudged" jockstraps
("Funky
Undies").
That's
right... sh*tty underwear:
"I
want to urge gay men and straight women all over North
America to visit [his] Web site...and
purchase his dirty undies..."
"...fudged or unfudged..."
-
Dan Savage
The
price? A mere $24.95 a pop.
(Er... poop?)
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"If
you and the boyfriend aren't filthy rich and fatally
gullible..."
Just
the week before, his column actively "urge"d
readers to buy "dirty undies" for a whopping
$25 each. But anyone purchasing our fully
patented product he chose to call "filthy rich
and fatally gullible."
In
sharp contrast with Dan's intentionally uninformed review,
all other Media venues (magazines, radio, and TV) have
independently tested and unanimously praised Semenex,
worldwide.
Thus, If
you're shopping for feces, Dan is apparently the undisputed
expert, the quintessential connossieur. However when
considering products outside this highly specialized
area of "expertise," we respectfully propose
that Dan... doesn't know sh*t.
Semenex
Works, Guaranteed
While
Dan, might be "fatally gullible" enough to
think sniffing sh*t is erotic, and "filthy rich"
enough to shell out $25 for the experience, it's pretty
safe to say that the vast majority of us do not.
Oral
sex, on the other hand, is adored by most couples and
sought after by both sexes and all sexual preferences.
Semenex enhances oral sex, making it a more erotic
and sensual delight for all. And it does so cheaply
and effectively, and is backed up fully by our
30-day Money-back Guarantee.
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2001, 2005
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Semenax has so closely named their product to our own, Semenax does
not and cannot do for semen what only Semenex can. Do not be fooled...
Semenax is no Semenex.
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