As Now Discovered by Science:   Semen*... It Does Her Body Good
(*from a naturally healthy, non-STD infected male)

New Research Indicates Semen** an Anti-Depressant Does Semen Have Anti-depressant Properties? Archives of Sexual Behavior 31(3): pp. 289-293; June 2002 According to the latest research, 7 million women in the U.S. suffer from clinical depression. Worldwide, women are at twice the risk of developing depression than are men. Yet surprisingly, semen has been shown to possess certain "as-yet-unknown properties" that assist in lowering depression in women, according to a new study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior  (Issue 3, June 2002). Study author Gordon Gallup, a psychology professor at the State University of New York in Albany, has conducted a study that provides intriguing evidence that the post-coital buzz which women get may be caused in part by some unknown chemical(s) in semen. Gallup says this study suggests that semen is a drug, and that it is addictive: women go through a kind of withdrawal when they stop getting it. New Study Determines Drinking Semen** Important to Women's Prenatal Heath New scientific study from the University of Adelaide reveals that "... oral sex may not only help a woman conceive but may make her pregnancy safer and more successful." In particular, regular fellatio resulted in protection against pre-eclampsia. "The Australian study... claims to have found evidence that regular exposure (to semen) before pregnancy, especially by mouth, helps her immune system get used to her partner's sperm... the protective effect was strongest if the woman swallowed the semen."   (emphasis added) As reported at:  Ananova.com Study Author: Professor Gustaaf Dekker * Disclaimer: The inclusion of the above does not attempt to imply that Liz Phair endorses, recommends, or otherwise supports Semenex. We, however, are more than happy to recommend both her website and her music.   We are huge Liz Phair fans!

© 2003 Capitol Records         Liz Phair* praises semen** as "...the Fountain of Youth" in Subversive Hit Single "Hot White Cum" (HWC) From Instinct Magazine Interview with Liz Phair about "Hot White Cum" ("The Chick We'd Switch For: Liz Phair", Instinct, June 2003) Instinct:  "Do you think cum has some supposed beauty qualities like the song says?" Liz Phair:  "I think it does! You think it doesn't? (starting to get excited) My boyfriend used to travel a lot, and he would come back home and I'd be, like, waiting for it. "You know those women that work out too much and look like stone? They're not fluid and bendy and curvy. I became absolutely convinced that it wasn't about getting f*cked, it was about getting his cum, his hormones, inside me." - Read entire interview transcription here

New Scientific Research Proves Semen** in Possession of
"As-Yet Unknown Properties" Beneficial to Women

"Does Semen Have Antidepressant Properties?" Archives of Sexual Behavior (Volume 31, No 3, June 2002)                     Enki            Sumerian God of the "Abzu"           (Semen or "Sweet Waters")            For the Egyptians, "Enki"           became "Ankh" (Life)                           Inanna & Dumuzi             "(Semenex) tastes a lot like liquid pumpkin pie. I was really surprised!" Rex Gabriel "2 Guys in the Morning"

While most in our "Modern Age" would regard the ancient practice of sacred semen drinking (seminiphagy* ["semen" + "eat"]) as backward, un-enlightened, and "perverted," yet modern research has already made remarkable discoveries scientifically validating these ancient erotic beliefs and practices.

Two recent research studies (see columns above) have independently concluded that semen possesses "as-yet unknown properties" key to women's physical and psychological health that both validate and vindicate the erotic and spiritual importance rightfully attributed to semen by our ironically more-enlightened "primitive" ancestors.

Primary Benefits of Regular Seminiphagy

1.  Alleviates female depression      symptoms
2.  Assists in ensuring healthy
     pregnancy
3.  Helps reduce female hormonal       imbalances
4.  Provides important nutritional      supplement

* more commonly, though less accurately,
   called spermophagy

Throughout History, Semen** Regarded as Erotic and Sacramental Elixir Vitae
("Elixir of Life")

For over 7,000 years of recorded Human history, semen has been regarded by this planet's greatest civilizations as an erotic elixir and the liquid embodiment of the Life Force of Nature (elixir vitae, liquor vitae). As such, the adoring devotees of these societies reveled in many sexual rites and festivals where semen drinking was enthusiastically engaged in. As sexual expression was considered by ancient phallic-worshipping religions as both an erotic and a spiritual sacrament, semen was often regarded as the "sacramental wine" for such erotic rites.

In ancient Sumer, the word "abzu" meant both semen and water ("Sumerian does not differentiate semen and water; one word stands for both"), from whose chief deity, Enki, semen/water issued eternally and whose worship celebrated the veneration and enthusiastic drinking of both:

"After father Enki had lifted it over the Euphrates, He stood up proudly like a rampant bull. He lifts the penis, ejaculates, Filled the Tigris with sparkling water... [The Tigr]is surre[ndered] to him, as (to) a rampant bull. He lifted the penis, brought the bridal gift, Brought joy to the Tigris, like a big wild bull [rejoiced (?)] in its giving birth. The water he brought is sparkling water, its 'wine' tastes sweet..."

excerpte from -- "Enki and the World Order" (actual translation from Sumerian Clay Tablets)

 

Anciently, Women Had Men "Make (Their) Milk Sweet" Before Enjoying its Nutritious and Erotic Benefits

Sumerian poetry, ca 3000 BCE
"The Courtship of Inanna and Dumuzi"

"Make your 'milk' sweet and thick, my bridegroom. My shepherd, I will drink your fresh 'milk.' Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your 'milk' sweet and thick. I will drink your fresh 'milk.' "

 

 

"Eat... Drink... This is My Body / Blood"

Remarkably, there exists intriguing evidence that the Christian Eucharist [Sacrament/Communion] had its origins founded in an ancient Canaanite / Israelite rite that "...involved the anointing and swallowing of this sacred substance [semen], an orgiastic ritual that had been the bane of the Old Testament prophets a thousand years before..."  
- John Romer, Testament: The Bible and History,  p 194

Known as the "Agape" (Love Feast), the early Christians used and swallowed actual semen in their communion rites. Following the Nicene Creed in 325 C.E. Papal Rome denounced this earlier Christian ordinance and instituted its own non-erotic version of the "Chrism." The Roman Church vilified the popular semen ceremony by denouncing it as the "malodorous chrism."

Research into Ancient Seminiphagy and
Semen-Sweetening Myths Ultimately Culminates in Semenex

Understandably, these sensually mature semen-drinking cultures didn't like bitter, foul-tasting "wine" any more than we do today. In the course of our research, we discovered that they too had investigated solutions to this problem. So we began our quest for the right flavor-enhancing ingredients by researching those claimed effective by these millennias-old religions.

While generally we found these ancient dietary recommendations rather disappointing, they did provide us with clues that helped us to ultimately hit upon the optimal fomulation that not only removes the nasty, bitter, foul taste of semen, but also adds an actual almost-to-somewhat sweet flavor that makes semen truly tasty!

After an additional year of extensive market testing with 27 local couples, we were finally able to lock in and patent the optimal formulation.

Better by far than the formulation available to the Ancients, yet it is from their erotic wisdom that Semenex owes the inspiration for its modern-day reincarnation.

 

While Science continues to be astounded by the recent discovery of semen's still-unexplained, almost-metaphysical benefits to females, semen** has always been known to possess the very criteria that make for an effective supplement to the now-world-famous "Dr. Atkins Diet."

Most women are very cognizant of the incredible effectiveness of the "Atkins Diet" in promoting weight loss and muscle tone, which is founded on the principle of eating a high-protein, low-carbohydrate diet. Well, what better supplement for this than protein-rich, low-carb semen?

Semen is largely made up of pre-digested protein, the best and most easily absorbed protein available in Nature. Semen is also very low-carbohydrate and very low-calorie (only about 15 calories per ejaculate),

In addition, nutritionists have long acknowledged semen as naturally healthy** and very nutritious, containing many key nutrients:

•   Calcium
•   Creatine
•   Inositol 
•   Magnesium
•   Phosphorus
•   Potassium
•   Vitamin B12
•   Vitamin C
•   Vitamin E
•   Zinc
   

Thus knowing how naturally nutritious and beneficial semen is, men might expect women to be lining up for their daily doses of this creamy, protein-rich liquor vitae. Alas, despite male fantasies, this certainly isn't the case.

And according to surveys on the subject, by far the Number One Culprit for this is... taste:

Females describe semen:
(As appears at: http://www.ibiblio.org/stayfree/10/semen.htm)

"Ajax cleaner"
"maybe salty"
"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"
"...depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times."
"It tasted quite salty."
"I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!"
"It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste."
"Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot."
"Kind of like salty soft snot."
"Blah! BITTER taste!"  

Small wonder that despite its naturally healthy* ingredients, women are generally not very enthusiastic semen drinkers.    

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The most common complaints about semen are its bitter and salty tastes combined with a generally "nasty" flavor.

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Finally, manjuice can be both nutritious and delicious!  

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